My theory is that people think, if you have a business card, you must be respectable.
With that concept in mind, I have decided to throw a bunch of things that make people think you're a respectable, upright citizen so that they'll trust you enough for you to plant your thoughts in their head.

At the very least, maybe they'll trust you enough to give you the keys to the supply closet, and that's even better.

Above, is almost the exact same business card that I use, with the old Illegal Pussycat logo. I've preformatted a sheet of them so that all you need to do is simply fill in your information and then print it onto card stock. It's also been measured for all of the the pre-perforated business card paper like those from Canon or Hewlett Packard. you can fill in your text on any program that accepts .jpeg images, including Word, and most any paint program. simply save the file and alter it at will!

More of these to follow, but atleast it's a start!
i want business cards!